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Well I don't think so - A Telecaster is for girls, you Nerd!

 Rob's Game For God's sake - This is a Bass. Strictly for real men, not girlie lead players,THICKO!!!

Can you help Rob "Find a Fender"? He won't be pleased if you "Give him a Gibson". He certainly won't "Want a Warwick". If you choose wisely, see Rob dance for joy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh Dear! Look! Poor old Rob has lost his guitar. Where, oh where can it be??

A Gibson 175? Be serious. Can you imagine Rob playing Jazz? Try again, Fool!!

A Rickenbacker? Are you CRAZEE? Strictly rhythm & lead vocalists. Prat!

Yes of course. It's a Strat & Rob will play no other guitar. See how happy he looks now? Well done!!!!

A Gibson Gold Top?? Yeah right. In your dreams maybe, Einstein!!!

But wait - there are some guitars just here!!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An acoustic guitar?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha DORK!!!